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Welcome back to our now healthier-looking issue! The last two weeks of Halloween mayhem here at PCR were great fun, altho I never lost track of the fact that the country is in not much of a party mood this season. I wish to thank everyone who contributed
to help make it a special time for our readership and, of course, for ourselves. The annual Top Ten Horror Movies of all time challenge, while not getting quite the response it did last year, did acquire two new special additions: Will Moriaty's list, which was published last issue, and Drew Reiber's list, which is
featured this issue, below. We thank them both for taking the time to contribute.
PCR wishes also to welcome new contributor Gary Esposito to our hallowed halls. Gary is a mutual friend of some of our "staff" and their relations, and has, himself, long-time associations to Bay-area fandom. Gary's take on the recent USA network's film "Wolf Girl" and the ABC spy-drama "Alias" are featured in PCR Spotlight, further down this issue.
As I said before, the last 2 week's of PCR were fun, but much more time-consuming than I had figured, mostly due to the special graphics. With a touch of irony, I therefore, wasn't able to catch a lot of TV I planned to review in these very pages because the schedule got completely away from me! I'd start the issues in early evening, look up from the computer and it would be, suddenly, 7 hours later! I needn't remind my fellow computer-geeks how
frustrating that can be.
BOSTON PUBLIC season premiere. I did, however, catch this one. It's no surprise to long-time readers I'm mysteriously drawn to this David E. Kelly show on FOX, Monday nights. (And despite the fact it took Herculean effort to keep track of the long-delayed season premiere with my currently weird schedule.)
I say "mysteriously drawn" because I usually haven't gone for this kind of thing since "Room 222" (Oh Gawd, did that date me!).
I won't dredge up the whole cast list or basic plot of this series--for that, see my piece in PCR #61. Suffice it to say it's a ballsy, frank look at teen life, set at a Boston public school (duh), through the (primarily) teacher's eyes. Also, suffice it to say it appears already it will be as great this year as last.
When we left off last season, the main cliffhanger pertained to the very strange case of the academically-gifted, but emotionally disturbed Jeremy Peters. When we faded out on Winslow High's graduation, Jeremy's abusive mother (Kathy Baker) was bound and gagged in the basement of their house. I'm sure everyone, like me, figured this was Jeremy's revenge and his mother would not survive into this season.
In the season premiere, Jeremy brought to school a severed human hand, an adult female hand of about 50 yrs (supposedly from a cadaver borrowed from a college) to his believing science teacher to "learn dissection". (It takes Leslie Jordan's terrific turn as the sweetly nerdy-but-naive science teacher to sell this.) The teacher notices the cut mark at the wrist is jagged--like an axe cut more than a bone saw. Other teachers catch wind of this and, certain this is the boy's dead mother's appendage, investgate. A trip to the Peter's residence shows Mrs. Peters is very much alive---and missing her right hand! She says it was from
a gardening accident(!), and Jeremy had taken her to the hospital.....which further investigation bore out. With no further evidence to proceed, the teachers were forced to abandon this for the moment. Except to continue to watch this strange brood.
A great deal was made, with some justification, of the casting of "Star Trek: Voyager's" beautiful Jeri Ryan as an ex-lawyer who wants to become a teacher at Winslow. Billy Zane played her significant other (well, ex-significant), who is against this move. Ryan's character has already tasted the exhilaration of the teacher's life, and her mind is made up. I think the character--and Jeri Ryan--will be fine.
In the same hour we saw the initiation of a controversial "Fat Girl's Club"---and the deliberate instigation, by a teacher, of a fist-fight between two male students of rival gangs. I'll keep tuning in.
THE TOP TEN HORROR MOVIES OF ALL TIME CHALLENGE. Our previously-published lists can be found in PCR's #82 and #83. Below, the latest addition to our beloved archives is the Top Ten list of "Wake Up and Smell the Comics" writer, Drew Reiber.
| THE TOP TEN HORROR MOVIES OF ALL TIME (not necessarily in any order) by Drew Reiber |
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The Dead trilogy (Night of the Living Dead/Dawn of the Dead/Day of the Dead).
George A. Romero's apocalyptic zombie masterpiece. Social commentary, statements about racism and chauvinism, with anti-science messages abound. I worship these films, so should you all. Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter. The single greatest vampire action/adventure epic ever produced. Man vs. every vampire myth ever created. Hammer at it's best. If only they had survived long enough to spawn a franchise... Dracula (1931: American & Spanish). The two greatest vampire films ever created which succeed and fail in their own ways. One has Bela Lugosi for God's sake, the other has atmosphere. True classics, in every sense. The Phantasm series (I - IV). Don Coscarelli's Lovecraftian, reality-bending, science-fiction/horror series. The more insane it became, the more it made sense. Perhaps the strongest horror franchise of the modern age, strangely enough, the lower-budgeted films outshine the studio produced ones. I pray that the foreign investors for "Phantasm's End" come through. The Monster Squad. Oh, to be a Universal & Hammer horror fan at age 8. For whatever bizarre reason I will never truly understand, some fools at Tri-Star decided to give Fred Dekker and Shane Black (Lethal Weapon) the funds to make a Goonies vs. Universal/Hammer monsters flick. I must have been one of three kids who loved that movie. I eagerly await a DVD.... A Nightmare on Elm Street films. Unfortunately mired by too much studio interference and greed for sequels, this franchise was created with a stunning original vision and ended with a surprisingly original idea, by actually taking the nightmare from film and into reality. Arguably filled with at least a couple good films and many highlights, eventually spawning video games and a TV show, this series was the most culture-influencing horror franchise of the last 20 twenty years. Deadly Blessing. An extremely underrated horror film by Wes Craven, this film is practically completely forgotten. Everything in this film is subtle, relying more on its ability to frighten you with the unknown rather than gore and/or effects. Mystery, suspense and a finish that has managed to disturb me nonstop since the first time I saw it. Too bad it's so hard to find. Tombs of the Blind Dead. One of the scariest and most shocking horror movies I've ever seen, it can still scare me today. The director setup a typical zombie movie and then began to break every rule of the formula. If I learned anything from this movie, it's to never stop the train. Ever. Evil Dead Trilogy (Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness). This was a battle for me to include, because half the series was horror and the other half was fantasy. A strange mix of Lovecraft, zombie movie and Three Stooges inspiration... the series is best viewed when you know how and where they all fit together. Each film kind of stands on its own, but they differ in tone as well. They are definitely not for everyone, though. Fright Night (1 & 2). Both remakes of Dracula (and the second a remake of the first), I simply enjoy them for their completely updated take on vampirism that still remains true to the original mythology. These are some of the last classic vampire films before the "modern goth" take became more popular. For me, they were the last truly enjoyable vampire films. |
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Terence Nuzum and Viddywell Productions is ready to begin filming the long-delayed "Room 109" (or whatever room he's able to secure). This announcement (and renewed inspiration) comes on the heels of a phone call Terence received from public access of Tampa to "please produce more movies--we need content!"
Upon hearing this I, myself, felt guilty for not producing anything for them for a year (well, I did help Malcolm ealier this year a bit) and despite the fact they didn't call me to produce more content (probably gave up--after "The Horror Writer" got bogged down, I don't blame 'em), I've about 95% decided it's necessary to re-boot "The World of Nolan" or some similarly-themed show, for the winter/spring season. Two more older TWONs will be transferred ASAP (namely, the filmmaker specials). And please, folks, "The Horror Writer" WILL see the light of day eventually.
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| Blank thoughts on the film "Wolf Girl" -- USA network (October, 2001) |
She is offered a way out of her "wolf" condition (a "cure") to become normal--to lose her hair--her wolf-self; yet she ends up losing her "self" altogether. In fact, at the end of the film, she vanishes into thin air! What's up with that?!| The Nature of the Secret Agent Man - an ontology of TRUST --- ABC's "Alias". |
| FLORIDA'S TACKY TOURIST ATTRACTIONS, PART 1: |
| THE CORAL CASTLE |
| Will Moriaty |
Some of these old tacky tourist attractions somehow hang on into the present, however. One of the most fascinating of these is the Coral Castle in Homestead. This unique estate located on the Federal Highway (U.S. 1) was built by a Latvian native known as Ed Leedskalnin or, "Ed L." as we will refer to him here.
Built entirely of mined earth composed of coral and limestone known locally as "Miami Oolite", Ed L. somehow managed to excavate and transport these massive boulders, some weighing up to 30 tons, all by himself--quite a feat for a 5-foot tall, 100-pound man with tuberculosis! This work was usually conducted in secret during nighttime.
Ed L. was fascinated by astronomy, magnetism, the State of Florida (a man of my own heart!), family, and a lost love he simply referred to as his "Sweet Sixteen". In addition to this, he confided to what few people came into contact with him, that he knew the "secret" of how the Pyramids were built, thus enabling him to erect such an incredible compound by himself.
Ed L. mined the native Oolite by using homemade pulleys and levers salvaged at automotive and railroad junkyards. From this he sculpted and carved over 1,100 tons of coral rock. The most notable pieces of such coral include a 9-ton gate that swings open with the touch of a finger, a 20-ton, 20-foot tall Polaris telescope that can be used to calculate the earth's path around the Sun, a sun dial that accurately tells the time and indicates the solstice and equinox days, and dining table carved in the image of the State of Florida, and a 5,000 pound heart listed by Ripley's as the world's largest valentine.
Ed L. initially finished this incredible work to the public in 1920, charging nominal donations. He lived on the premise with his living quarters located inside of a coral watchtower. If you ever have the privilege to visit this watchtower, it feels dry and comfortable without benefit of air conditioning at any day or season in the typically hot, humid Miami-Dade County climate. Ed L. died in the early 1950's and left a wonderful legacy behind for all of us to be inspired, enchanted and challenged by.
Not long after Ed L.'s death, his magnificent Coral Castle fell into disrepair. During the 1960's it became known as the "Coral Castle Naturalists Park" where the Doris Wishman sexploitation classic movie, "Nude on the Moon", was filmed. Realizing the value and commercial potential of this geological masterwork, local private and public citizens worked hard through the late 60's and early 70's to open the Coral Castle back up to the public as the family-oriented attraction that Ed L. also envisioned it to be--all I can say to them is "thank you"!
In 1984 the Coral Castle was placed on the National Register of Historical Places. It is now owned and operated by the State of Florida, but still has a tacky gift shop!
Why travel the world, particularly at this perilous time, when there is plenty to see down the block or down the highway right here in Florida? When in Miami, visit the Coral Castle--realize that all of it was conceived and built from life that once teamed beneath Florida's waters millions of years ago, and that it is a lasting tribute to one man's love, commitment, and hard work for ideals he believed to be of great gravity, significance and worth.
Next week: the country's first commercially-scheduled airflights were from right here in Tampa. The story of Tony Jannus and history-making at the turn-of-the-(previous) century.

Hey folks! You caught me in the middle of my latest comics’ splurge. You see, with the sequel to Dark Knight Returns approaching, every publisher from DC Comics to Todd McFarlane Productions (Spawn) is rushing to reprint any product with writer/artist Frank Miller’s name on it. It just so happened I was reading his Elektra: Assassin series when all this was going down. With the impending smorgasbord of Miller projects/reprints and my current high stemming from the mind-screw glory that is Elektra: Assassin, I was now all set for a full-blown obsession. Come along with me as I detail the tools for my descent into madness.
There are many more projects that Miller has done over the years - “Ronin”, “300”, “Robocop vs. Terminator”, “Spawn/Batman”, “The Big Guy and the Rusty Robot”, “Give me Liberty”, “Hard Boiled”, “Martha Washington Saves the World” - that I do not know very much about at this time and I would rather get the higher profile projects out of the way before I start stepping into unknown territories. Well, that’s it for this week. As per usual, I hope I’ve piqued some of your interests and that you’ll be picking up at least one book in the near future. Also, please bear in mind that not all of the books found in stores will match the photos I’ve included, as covers vary printing to printing. Good luck on the hunt! Until next time. All the Marvel and DC comics characters mentioned and/or exhibited in Drew Reiber's articles, and their distinctive likenesses, are trademarks and copyrighted by their respective companies and are used here for reviewing purposes only. Drew Reiber would like to thank Mile High Comics for the use of some of the graphics used in this article. And so would I!--N |
Matt's Rail by Matt Drinnenberg
Hello all. Shall we begin?
FM UPDATE LEGEND? Till next time, take care and God Bless,
Hello gang! Not too much this week, so let's get going, shall we?
MOVIE NOTES IT'S ONLY ROCK AND ROLL................BUT I LIKE IT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS Well gang, that's it for this week. See ya!
I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that Ray Ferry, former assoc. of Forry Ackerman, now has virtually NOTHING to do with Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine. So much so, in fact, that "Classic Monsters Magazine" is about to makes its appearance on your news stand shelves. Don't be too suprised when you see that the format is an exact duplicate of FM.
The bad news is that a bankruptcy judge in California has decreed FM and all its parts be sold to a legitimate source. If a single owner doesn't step up to the plate, FM, for all intents and purposes, will once again, be dead.
For the tried-and-true FM fan, this has been pretty much the case since Forry's departure earlier in the series. But I must admit, it's been a lot of fun seeing the rag on shelves again.
Sad to hear that George Brett is too full of himself to pay attention to the fans that lined his wallet with cash. Jerk-off. Mike is all too correct in his lament about the realities of fandom. All too often, stars end up letting down the ones who placed them upon the pedestal. Fortunately, once in a great while, someone comes along, like Cal Ripkin, and shows these life losers how to act.
A few years ago, during the Senior Baseball League, Mike and I got to hang with Doc Ellis, former pitching sensation in the majors. His biggest claim to fame was pitching a no-hitter while under the influence of acid. The great thing about it, is that he finally got his life together and, at the time of our meeting, was genuine, polite, and appreciative of those who wanted his autograph. Much more of a man than George Brett could ever hope to be. Not that he's concerned what "I" think!
Matt

I'm starting to get pretty pissed at all of this "sensitivity" in the world of Hollywood recently. Just last week, Ben Stiller felt he had to address his critics in a long letter to the New York Times. Stiller, whose film, "Zoolander" opened just 10 days after the terrorist attacks, had been slammed for digitally taking out the image of the World Trade Center buildings from the film. As Stiller explained it, he didn't want the images, still fresh in the country's mind, to take his audience away from the movie. It was a comedy and he wanted it presented that way. I fully agree with Stiller's decision.
Now comes word that when Universal re-releases "E.T." next March, it will include the following changes: 1) Elliot's mother forbid him to go trick or treating as a terrorist in the original. Now she forbids him to go out as a hippie. 2) The police chasing ET and the children will now carry walkie-talkies in their hands, not guns as originally presented. This is bullshit!!
Long before video, the main purpose of re-releasing a great movie was so that another generation would be able to experience it on the big screen...............AS ORIGINALLY SHOWN. Unfortunately, the success of the new-fangled "STAR WARS" Trilogy and the newly revamped "The Exorcist," has apparently given the greedy studios another excuse to make money. If you want to take a film like "The Wizard of Oz" or "Grease" and clean it up, re-record it in digital sound, so be it. Leave the "special editions" to the DVD's. I have no interest in seeing "Saving Private Ryan" and watching Tom Hanks live or "Return of the Jedi" where the Millenium Falcon doesn't make it out of the Death Star anywhere except on my DVD player. Leave the big screen classics where they belong.........on the big screen.
Speaking of "The Exorcist," Liam Neeson has signed to star in the prequel to the 1973 horror classic.
Woo Hoo! The World's Greatest Rock and Roll Band have announced that they will tour in 2002! Get in line now for those tickets, gang!
I have mentioned several times in this column my fondness and appreciation for former Major Leaguer, Cal Ripken, Jr. Here is another story to prove that Cal is one in a million. Among my other favorite ball players over the years was Kansas City Royal, George Brett. One of the best hitters in the game, Brett was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2000. On August 5, 1990, I caught a home run ball Brett hit at Baltimore's Memorial Stadium. The game was eventually rained out and, as the game did not go a full five innings, the home run did not count in the player's statistics. I always thought that if Brett only got 2,999 hits I could give him the ball and say, "here's number 3000!" Of course, Brett didn't need my help as he amassed more then 3,000 hits in his career. For the next five years in Baltimore, and almost six here in Kansas, I tried to get him to sign the ball. He blew me off every time in Baltimore, either by ignoring me or just walking by and saying, "I'm not signing."
The same thing happened here in Kansas City. I would say something to other fans and they would tell me how surly Brett could be. I would laugh and say, "I guess Ripken spoiled me," and the others would agree. Well, today I finally got the ball signed! My years of frustration behind me, I began to tell Brett the story of how I had gotten the ball. It was then that I noticed he was staring off, signing my ball as if he was swatting a fly. He wasn't paying any attention to what I was saying and didn't even acknowledge my sincere, "Thank you, Mr. Brett." Oh well...........another idol toppled.
The following retraction was published in the Kansas City Star after a story ran about a little girl finding her way home to the US after 13 years in Nigeria. The retraction read "...........the story incorrectly stated that Renita's father had hit her with sticks, canes and metal rods. He did not hit her with sticks." Glad they clarified that!
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| Just caught the new teaser trailer for "Star Wars - Episode Two: Attack of the Clones." I can sum it up in four words: IN-CRED-A-BULL! From a black screen with only the labored breathing of Darth Vader to the brief flash of (as far as I can tell) Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker in a light-sabre duel, this trailer left me literally with goosebumps. Both Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor have matured and it shows on the screen. McGregor is even sporting a beard. Hayden Christensen looks like a good choice for Anakin. Familiar faces include Yoda, Mace Windu and Watto. And let me state right here that the trailer is 100% Jar Jar free!
This trailer is currently scheduled to ONLY be shown with "Monsters, Inc," which is in itself quite a funny film. Together they make a great "double feature!" ---Mike Smith |