![]() Established A.D. 2000, March 19. Now in our fifth calendar year! Number 227 (Vol. 5, No. 31). This edition is for the week of July 26--August 1, 2004. Star Wars, Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith Scheduled for release May 19, 2005, the George Lucas/20th Century Fox production carries the following synopsis:
Two years after Attack of the Clones, Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala are married, The Republic is at war with Count Dooku's Confederacy of Independent Systems, and Darth Sidious is preparing to make the final move that will ensure him control of the galaxy. With it's nearly endless supply of clone soldiers, the Republic is gaining ground against the Confederacy. Determined to avoid defeat, Dooku places a bounty on the Jedi Knights, who have already come under fire from the Republic itself. When Anakin turns to the Dark Side of the Force and joins the genocidal purge, Obi-Wan Kenobi must fight to protect Padme and her children as he heads toward a tragic showdown with his former pupil.
The main cast from "Attack of the Clones" is reunited for this sequel.
Fan hysteria for this work has been high enough that even if initial bad press accompanies the film (as it certainly did with "The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones"), like it predecesors, it will, nevertheless, most certainly still be one of the highest-grossing blockbusters of its summer. That, of course, would make the entire Star Wars "collection" occupy most of the Top Twenty highest-grossing films of all time.
Much has been written and debated about George Lucas's near-obsession with periodically "remaking" (sort of) the previous episodes in the series with computer technology, including inserting CGI scenes where none existed before and high-tech hocus-pocus on previously rougher segments. This, presumably, was to make all six episodes in the series have a more congruous look and play down the fact they were made over a nearly thirty-year
In any event, the long, strange, and frequently wonderful road that is Star Wars finally approaches its end next May 19, 2005. I'm crossing my fingers that the hard lessons Lucas learned in Episodes 1 & 2 will result in an ending truly worthy of its lineage.
The Democratic National Convention Tuesday was marked by similar memorable appearances, among them Ted Kennedy who, in a take-off of the old FDR slogan "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself", said, "The only thing we have to fear is four more years of George Bush!" Howard Dean, the one-time front-runner whose campaign crashed in a January loss to Kerry in Iowa, received the biggest ovation of the evening. He told roaring delegates that "never again will we be ashamed to call ourselves Democrats -- never, never, never."
Bill and Hillary Clinton helped open the Convention Monday to rousing ovations. Clinton credited Al Gore on many issues and touched on his popularity in the 2000 elections. Although Hillary is frequently favored to run in 2008, the irony of her vigorous support of Kerry means if he wins this election and manages to score a renomination for 2008, Hillary would be knocked out and wouldn't be able to run again until at least 2012. She'd be 67, but also, the country might be likelier to go Republican by that time as well. No matter, if Kerry falters in 2008, Hillary would be the only candidate that could possibly swing voters from going Republican---further, she's got the very best chance of being the first female president of the United States, with many fans still singing her praises from the last go 'round (myself among them).
South FL Kids Hanging Themselves on Meathooks The Key West Citizen newspaper reported on Sunday that the Monroe County sheriff’s office and U.S. Coast Guard were called on July 12 to the sandbar off Whale Harbor in Islamorada where locals say that five young people had erected a bamboo tripod and were hanging from meat hooks firmly embedded into their shoulder blades. Further, that this act is becoming some sort of tradition(!)
The youths seem to feel no pain as they dangle. How they are erect themselves onto the hooks is something of a mystery (they are not very far above the water, in fact their toes just brush the waves), presumably someone has to help them get into position.
The Coast Guard and local police summoned to the spot said it was certainly unusual, but there were no laws against sticking meat hooks into yourself and hanging from a tripod on a sandbar. The Coast Guard passed a video of the stunt on to federal justice authorities to decide if action ought to be taken.
OK first it was body-wide tattoo art, then skin-piercings every few centimeters....what's next? Fashion sense in meathooks? Are there special chrome varieties to show "metal" or "goth" you are? Hey...put me down for a bad-ass Harley-Davidson special-edition "biker" meathook for my dangling needs!
Last Word on the "I, Robot Rap" There is one more thing that's been brought up and I did determine may need clarification---to everyone and maybe to Andy especially. "Crazed Fanboy" is my trademarked term. The staff of PCR is encouraged to use it to identify themselves as part of the team and to do so in writing sparingly, but it is not to be made subject to re-definition and re-interpretation in pursuit of anyone's personal agenda. My original Mission Statement, written in 2001, states plainly, albeit crudely, what I'm about and my intentions for the site. It does not say anywhere, nor will it ever, that I am for or against any creative time period in history, and it says nowhere, nor will it ever, that anyone can speak on my behalf regarding that or anything else. Andy and everyone else on the staff has a very personal definition of what fandom means to them, and that's fine. But the banner that we work under is intended to be shared by everyone who writes for this site equally and, as a favor to me, sparingly and appropriately.
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