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Established A.D. 2000, March 19. Now in our seventh calendar year!
By Nolan B. Canova
About a week ago he arrives all a-flutter. I mean, like, spastic. He throws over the counter at me the latest internet news item determined to pique my interest and elicit a reaction. Iraq? No. Illegal immigration? No.
Something he regarded as far more incendiary. At least to me and my readers.
The source of his giddiness: It seems the once dearly departed super-heroine known as Batwoman is making a comeback -- as a lesbian.
Batwoman - real name Kathy Kane - will appear in 52, a year-long DC Comics publication that began last month.
Sweet Jiminy Christmas, he thought this was the shit. "Hey, you're fanboy readers are really gonna get freaked over this, huh? Whatdaya think they're gonna say now, huh? What are they gonna do now, huh?"
I couldn't quite determine, even after questioning, if he thought we were all supposed to get, you know, all pissed off at this revelation or something. But he just knew it was gonna be HUGE.
I patiently explained that this sort of thing isn't all that unusual in this day and age. Yes, old superheroes who come back and have mysteriously changed sexes or races (or both) can be a little off-putting sometimes, but I myself chalk it up to diversity marketing. The Blue Beetle is now a Mexican teenager. Regular characters Firestorm and The Atom, meanwhile, have been reinvented as black and Asian heroes respectively.
Batwoman, who first appeared in July 1956, has not been seen since September 1979 when she was killed by the League of Assassins and the Bronze Tiger.
Regardless, he's been asking me nearly every day, "So, what have all your fans been saying? Has your Message Board melted down yet from all the feedback/objections/heart attacks???"
I informed him this was not the first gay superhero. That went right past him with no reaction. I then had to sheepishly admit I neglected to even post the Batwoman announcement in last week's issue, but pledged to do so this week. I cautioned the feedback may be a bit more underwhelming than he seems to expect.
So.....let me have it fandom assembled......whaddaya think of this Batwoman thing????
All contents of Nolan's Pop Culture Review are ©2006 by Nolan B. Canova.
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