No money + bad intentions + zero talent + crappy production   =	"worthless cinema"
No money + dubious intentions + questionable talent + arguable production  =	"porno"
No money + good intentions + real talent + great production   =	"personal/independent cinema"
No money + good intentions + mix of talent + production all over the map   =	"SCHLOCKARAMA!"

An examination of movies that were made with little or no money, good intentions and high ambition, an unpredictable mix of talents both great and small, and wildly inconsistent production values. These are frequently the most watchable and addictive form of brain-dead party video known to man.

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